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[英语课前三分钟演讲]英语课前演讲小故事

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  不少老师都有正式上课前讲讲小故事带学生进入课堂的习惯,那么,下面是小编给大家整理收集的英语课前演讲小故事,供大家阅读参考。

  英语故事:请朋友吃饭

  Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

  What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

  I know all that.

  Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

  Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

  “亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

  “什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的,我很久没有买过东西回来了,所有的碗碟都是脏的,还有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

  “这些我全都知道。”

  “那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

  “因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

  英语故事:相同的职责

  A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, alsoretired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the eveningpersuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your dutieswill be exactly the same as they were in the army," the generalsaid. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast."

  一个退休的四星级将军在曼哈顿的一个酒吧偶然地遇到了他以前的勤务兵,勤务兵也退休在家。这位将军花了一整个晚上的时间来说服他回来做他的贴身随从。“你的职责与在军队时完全一样,”将军说,“这没什么,你很快就会再次理解它的。”

  Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulledopen the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village foryou."

  第二天早晨八点钟时,前勤务兵迅速地进到前将军的卧室,拉开窗帘,轻轻地摇了摇将军,然后大步走到床的另一侧,在他雇主的妻子屁股上拍了一下,说道:“好了,甜心,你该回到村庄去了。”

  英语故事:三人同舟

  Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middlewas reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.

  三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸,另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵,放线,并卷线把鱼抓上来。

  A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knewthe other two.

  一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象,他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。

  "Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.

  “喔,认识,”他说,“他们是我的朋友。”

  "In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"

  “那样的话,”警察告诫说,“你最好把他们从这里弄走。”

  "Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.

  “好的,警官。”那男子回答说,接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。

  英语故事:小鸡上图书馆

  A chicken walks into a library. He goes to the front counter and says, "Buck". The librarian thinks this is very cute. She says, "Oh, aren't you cute. You want a book." So, she gives the chicken a book and he goes away.

  有只小鸡走进图书馆,到服务台叫了一声:“呱。”图书管理员觉得小鸡好可爱,说道:“哇,你好可爱哦,要书是吗?”于是她拿了一本书给小鸡,小鸡拿了书就走了。

  The next day the same chicken comes back to the library. He goes to the front counter and says, "Buck, buck." The librarian is impressed.

  第二天,小鸡又回到图书馆,仍然跑到前面柜台叫着:“呱、呱。”图书管理员一副佩服不已的表情说道:

  “You already read the first book I gave you and now you want two more books. What a smart chicken you are.” And she gives the chicken two more books.

  “我给你的第一本书已经读完了啊,现在居然还要再拿两本书,好聪明的小鸡哦。”她又拿两本书给这只小鸡。

  The chicken returns to the library yet another day, goes up to the front counter and says, "Buck, buck, buck." The library is becoming very curious. She gives the chicken three books and this time she follows him to see where he goes.

  小鸡没过几天又回到图书馆,直接跳上前面柜台叫道:“呱、呱、呱。”图书管理员很好奇,这回拿了三本给小鸡后,便跟踪它看看它要去哪里。

  The chicken brings the books to the pond, where she sees a frog. He gives the books to the frog and he says, "Read it, read it."

  小鸡带着书来到池塘,图书管理员看到那里有一只青蛙。小鸡把书拿给青蛙时,青蛙说道:“咧滴,咧滴。”

  英语故事:不能让他跑了

  A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. Shenoticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So they got married immediately.

  一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。

  The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and gotupset. "What happened?" she asked." You used to walk straight before we were married."

  第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”

  "Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.

  “哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”

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